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① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
