搞笑与幽默段子：欠我咨询费车子抵押是坏的

1.欠我咨询费

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔）a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

 

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

 

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for$8.50.

 

Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.

 

律师的狗没拴住到处乱跑，闯进当地一家肉铺叼走一块烤肉。

 

肉贩跑到律师事务所问：“假如有条放出来乱跑的狗，从我店里偷了块肉走，那我有权为这块肉向狗主人索赔吗？”

 

“当然啦。”律师答道。

 

“那你得给我8块5，今天你的狗没管好，叼走我一块烤肉。”

 

二话没说，律师就给肉贩开了张8.5元的支票。

 

过了几天，肉贩打开邮箱，发现有封律师函：应付咨询费20元。

 

 

2.车子是坏的 

 

A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"

 

So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new bicycle. "Wow! That's a beautiful bicycle! Can you ride it?"

 

The son said, "The only problem is that it's broken." So his father said, "How can it be broken? It's brand new!"

 

And the son said, "I don't know what's wrong. But anytime I ride it, it falls down!"

 

有个小孩子跑进来兴奋地叫着：“爸，妈送了部自行车给我！你想瞧瞧不？”爸爸说：“好啊，好啊！”

 

他就来到后院，见了崭新的自行车，说：“呵，好漂亮的车呀！你会骑么？”

 

儿子说：“就是有个问题，车是坏的。”爸爸就说：“怎么可能是坏的？这可是嘎嘎新的呢！”

 

儿子又说：“我也不知怎么回事，反正我一骑上去，它就会倒！”